Friday, January 25, 2008

Chaos Theory

So, what are we doing here. I dont know you dont know we dont know, why do we care. My life /job can be defined by the chaos theory. Most people could say that but they dont really know: the chaos theory has something to do with fractul geometry. But basically says if you look at all the things in the world, patterns form and the things that are random arent so random to us. I havent figured out my sleep pattern in the past 9 months. If you look at the randomness around us, patterns show up and in that even great beauty. I am not sure what is going on, but its random. bed at 8 up at 2, bed at 10 up at 2, bed at 8 oversleep to 9. Not really sure what is going on, i can be tired but it doesnt matter. But on friday night and saturday night i can sleep like 20 hours if i want to. Its still cold here, not that it wouldn't be. When i woke up yesterday it was 8 below, temperature not windchill that was 25 below so quit complaining about your 30 degree mornings. You don't do much when its that cold outside, usually get inside as fast as possible and sleep alot. I had green eggs and ham , wait no i didn't. I had scrambled eggs of regular color for breakfast. I got this bacon, like the real stuff and I know its bad for you but i crave it. Its better than any bacon Ive ever had and that's saying something growing up in the south. Im almost have it figured out, its like it has its on secret ingredient and it just lures you in for more and more. so i dont really understand that. Im like the only person that cooks breakfast most every day. I told my boss that i get cranky and yell if i dont get food and he says that i should show up late everyday if thats the case cause me cranky just docent add up to a good day. For lunch i went to jimmy johns, its a sub place around here. its super duper good, not sure why but it is. I always get the number 9 which is an Italian sandwich. I never like them before moving here, who would want to put oil and vinegar on a sandwich. that just sounds nasty, but add some good cheese and some other junk it ends up being pretty good. I just done a spell check and realize I dont use appostriphes. thats random.

Enough for now me

2 comments:

Robin said...

Your sleep patterns are weird because you are in the frozen North. I hear that the daylight goes on for 6 months at a time up yonder. People go INSANE from it. And I think it makes you grow more hair, or maybe not feel like going to a barber.

Everything I learned about Alaska, I learned from Northern Exposure.

And I like reading your blog. I can't believe that you think like I do. Holy rambly-disconnected-cold-induced weirdness, Batman!

Bacon is good, mkay. I like my eggs over-medium. Runny, warm yolk.

Mama Bert said...

Your sleep patterns are screwed up because after two or three nights of little or no rest you body says "that's it, I'm not waking up or moving until I'm satisfied that I've had enough rest." Hence the 20 hr. naps on weekends. The other possibility is a throw back to the caveman days, when nuts, berries and meat were scarcer in the winter months so their bodies adjusted to less intake of food and a lot more rest.
Now onto the bacon. In the words of Emeril "Pork fat rules". The secret ingredient is hardwood smoke and you're right it's awesome. Smithfield makes the best thick sliced, hardwood smoked bacon that I've ever tasted. Wonder if that's what you're buying. Secondly...yes, bacon is bad for your cholestrol, but oatmeal is good for your cholestrol. What are the odds if you have bacon with oatmeal for breakfast they'll cancel each other out?
Glad you're eating breakfast. It's important.